Glen Martin Taylor, “but I Am Safe In Here.”

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

Die temu ad die

how it feels to be in your twenties

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

who up mourning the younger, more naive but also hopeful version of themselves