"Self Insert Characters Are Cringe"

Singlehandedly one of the best little guys I've purchased.

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

when i remember that no amount of waiting will make me brave and no amount of fear will keep me safe

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look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

they need to invent somewhere where I belong

Catherynne M. Valente, from The Bread We Eat in Dreams; "The Red Girl," published in 2013