Synfulrants - Patron Saint Of Roses

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

the voice of the devil

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more about it keeping you company

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

It smells and sounds like spring