Dissociative Amnesia Haver: Wow I Wish I Remembered Shit

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

YALL LOOK WHAT I MADE. I RECREATED THE MEME AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😭😭

reference below:

Transcendentalism is a hard word to grasp, so it's important to look at the etymology of it so you can parse its meaning. Trans - to be beyond or across Cen - one hundred Dental - Teeth Ism - the belief of So taken all together, transcendentalism means "the belief that one should have beyond one hundred teeth"

Hope this helps!

my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

erica jong

the voice of the devil

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

sorry your boyfriend split his soul in half. yeah he was trying to isolate the “evil” in him so he could be wholly good. no yeah it doesn’t work like that so he’s just punishing the part of himself that cares. btw we just saw into his mind and the personification of his own repression has your face. just thought you should know

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead