Know Your Demons #1 - Succubus And Incubus

That’s just toph

New fern headcannon acquired: he has a hyperfixation on medieval torture methods

Boy crazy

"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."

"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"

"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."

"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."

"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"

"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."

"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."

[SOUND OF MASSIVE EXPLOSION]

This the kinda shit you see on r/thomastheplankengine

I had a dream everyone started drawing chilchuck with zuko's scar and someone asked about it and then someone reblogged it explaining the "tomatic cycle" where tomatoes break down playing chess and everyone went on about petplay with actual chess.

Based

Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?

She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.

I THOUGHTVHE SAID BUSY WTF

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

This you

i do not fuck with diurnalism

M🟣CHI M🟣CHI

Thanks for noticing

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

And they have the huge clearly fake smile

that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise