That’s Just Toph

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

brought some fruit for the potluck

Based

Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?

She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.

Kono dio da

You were born into a rich family in the late 1800’s. Your father was a generous man who adopted an orphan boy. You just discovered that your adopted brother had plans to kill your father all along and has just turned himself into a vampire. You’re a very gifted athlete, confront him.

Imagine this, but a vampire

hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about

I came up with a new saying:

"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

Pompei just like me frfr

Is there something that Pomni is ACTUALLY good at?

Accounting

"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."

"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"

"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."

"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."

"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"

"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."

"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."

[SOUND OF MASSIVE EXPLOSION]

Top ten cheeses

extra sharp white cheddar eclipses all other cheeses completely and eliminates the need for a top ten cheeses list