Pikmin 4 - Groovy Long Legs

Top ten cheeses

extra sharp white cheddar eclipses all other cheeses completely and eliminates the need for a top ten cheeses list

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

Fun fact: mycelium (mushroom roots) has been shown to be able to burrow through steel. Hope this helps!

you speak boldly for a person who's mind can be easily influenced by fungi lol

Just fucking try it. This noggin is a steel fortress.

Pompei just like me frfr

Is there something that Pomni is ACTUALLY good at?

Accounting

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

brought some fruit for the potluck

Skadee skadoo your penis are s no longer a part of you

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is

And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.