Im Sexy And I Know It Girl Look A Dead Body Girl Look A Dead Body

That’s just toph

OP NO

BAD NO

God I want to kiss the red spots on his cheeks so badly. they're just perfect targets painted on his face

Delia seeing Jessie eat snow?

Yuri even

yaoi

how old people look at cashiers after saying "it says to remove my card" and not removing their card

Tits out for the fight

Bite the Demon

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Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”