The Fireworks Wound Up As DLC

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

Ok

heeppy hoolida

Imagine this, but a vampire

hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about

It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC

His VA is just him

He borrowed it from tai

He's on his way!

boobs.

breasts.

bazongs.

*gentle smile*

cock, and balls.

*soft chuckle*

tummy.

oh, oh tummy.

truly beautiful.

this world may be full of beauty

but don't forget that you are beautiful as well

have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????

Sir pentious got the girl and went to heaven he stays winning

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