Extremely Funny Forever How “pee Is Stored In The Balls” Got Turned Into Wholesome Shit Like “love

This is just real life

One day a priest prayed for a prophet and was answered by God. “I have sent thousands of prophets. They are among the writers, philosophers, activists, and scientists. Yet you have condemned them as heretics and silenced them in one form or another. Why should I send more to be ignored?”

I failed I’m sorry :[

a really cute boy just came into the bakery where i work wearing one of ur hoodies, thanks puchiko 🙌🙌

I sent him there to kill you

I’d rather be called da smexiest fewd

since everyone on this site loves to call each other fags and dykes now, "i'd rather be called a slur" barely carries any weight anymore. instead i propose a new alternative version of the phrase: "i'd rather be called an uwu smolbean"

Your workers always ask “Why do you put a self destruct button on your inventions?” Tired of their questioning, you decide to explain why it’s perfectly rational.

My problem is I'm an open book but I'm a weird fucking book man

Very Beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

That’s me

Shout out idiots who suck

literally obsessed with this its been in mh head for days

I have too

VERNIAS?!!??!? FROM PARTY CRASHERS?!?

I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (: