Yeah

And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.

Her ass does NOT know what splash damage is 💀

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Sadge sword

what do you think happens with galaxia when meta knight is possessed?

evil tumblr phenomenon known as "what the fuck kinda person/tag did i follow to get this on my dash" followed by "oh its a blazed post"

Why must you remind me of him

Tegu cowboy lizard man I drew yesterday. Let's name him Jericho.

They’re all talking to each other about how to be a good dad and all failing miserably

If I had a nickel for every time a Hellaverse father was a depressed, lonely, wacky little guy, who is sort of alienated from his daughter due to circumstances but is trying his best, then I’D HAVE THREE GODDAMN NICKELS GODDAMMIT VIV I’M ALREADY SO ATTACHED GIVE ME A BREAK

boobs.

breasts.

bazongs.

*gentle smile*

cock, and balls.

*soft chuckle*

tummy.

oh, oh tummy.

truly beautiful.

this world may be full of beauty

but don't forget that you are beautiful as well

Meanwhile I’m a stop sign somehow because my autistic thoughts won

Suddenly, all humans become the last creature or plant they ate. The majority of humans are now sentient lettuce heads or beans, or anthropomorphic chickens and cows. But what concerns everyone most are the people who are still human…