Sharing a recent commission that holds a very special place in my heart 🥹🫶
My commissions are still open!!
Remus *irritated*: What is wrong with you??
Sirius *having a meltdown*: EVerYthInG AppARENtLy!
James *walking in*: hey, slow down, what happened??
Sirius: REMUS PUT YOU DOWN AS HIS EMERGENCY CONTACT
James: Oh, wow, thanks rem, m'honored-
Sirius: OH WELL YOU TWO CAN GO SUCK EACH OTHERS FACES THEN, IM HIS HUSBAND. WHY IS HE EVEN CONSIDERING ANYONE ELSE-
Remus: LAST TIME I PUT YOU DOWN, YOU CALLED EVERYONE WHEN I'D JUST NEEDED A RIDE HOME
Sirius: AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY HUSBAND WASNT DYING???
Remus: I WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU!
James:
Sirius:
Sirius: technicalities.
I think since accepting my Aroace self, I've forgotten to pay attention to what signals I'm sending to others that might be misunderstood and today reality slapped me in the face and told me not to be careless and Do not send false signals specially to heterosexual Allo cis men, because if they do not know that you are aroace, they will misinterpreted your kindness. I have this natural charm that I'm just nice to people and some people misinterpreted it as flirting but i'm just kind and i forget sometimes that they could take it the wrong way. To be honest, it scares me because I just want to be nice and nothing more, but I always have to think about what others might think of my niceness. Allo World is more Scary that Halloween.
i hate hate hate HATE the interpretation of magnus as a “soft boi uwu” just because he’s a healer. that man is an absolute menace to society and does not get enough credit for all the problems he causes.
the entire camp half blood is literally just fucking lucky nico has a problem with sacrificing himself for the people he loves because if he was actually vengeful and grunge holder as rr claimed him to be, they all would not have lasted a fucking day in the battle of manhattan after he had decided to join luke
you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.
someone: hey can you give me some relationship advice?
me who's aroace: communicate.
someone: I tried but it didn't-
me: break up. /hj