Someone: Hey Can You Give Me Some Relationship Advice?

Barty: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Regulus, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Barty: Now that’s a threat!

Evan, covering James’ ears: *horrified silence*

i don’t want to be a hater but some of you guys are really boring with your ships. ‘oh i can’t ship that it’s too unhealthy’ skill issue

Seems unfair that I don't have 18 hours a day to read and write fanfiction. Sleep? Work? What are these nonsense tasks?

i don't know who made this but YOU ARE GENIUS I LOVE YOU

Stevie Nicks, 1984.

I think since accepting my Aroace self, I've forgotten to pay attention to what signals I'm sending to others that might be misunderstood and today reality slapped me in the face and told me not to be careless and Do not send false signals specially to heterosexual Allo cis men, because if they do not know that you are aroace, they will misinterpreted your kindness. I have this natural charm that I'm just nice to people and some people misinterpreted it as flirting but i'm just kind and i forget sometimes that they could take it the wrong way. To be honest, it scares me because I just want to be nice and nothing more, but I always have to think about what others might think of my niceness. Allo World is more Scary that Halloween.

you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

the entire camp half blood is literally just fucking lucky nico has a problem with sacrificing himself for the people he loves because if he was actually vengeful and grunge holder as rr claimed him to be, they all would not have lasted a fucking day in the battle of manhattan after he had decided to join luke

School years make me very emotional. When they were just allowed to be kids and do all the silly things they wanted to and just be 16

Also my first time drawing peter and he turned out really well.