I Gotta Focus. I’m Shifting Into Yearning Mode

“Gryffindor! Where the brave dwell at heart!”

my CLOWN of a sister has betrayed me

“Can I borrow underwear?” I asked. “Sure!” she said. “Take these, they’re comfortable! Thongs are comfortable.”

Formal complaint, Vivs: Your underwear is in my butt

Will I ever regain the ability to walk as I once did? Or am I forced to waddle the streets with a face contorted in pain, like Psyduck in lingerie

chucking my phone across the room gives me a rush of dopamine

I laughed way too hard at this

PRANKING my friends with LOVE AND SUPPORT

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

mmmm eggs

Playing dumb is a survival mechanism every woman u ever seen acting dumb is not actually dumb

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

She’s definitely a lesbian. I don’t blame her for not knowing it in that time period though. We love Jo, suppressed desires and all

watched Little Women yesterday and at the part where Jo is turning down Laurie and saying “I just can’t feel that way about you, I don’t know why” the girl behind me went “Is she a lesbian?... Oh my god I think she’s a lesbian”... god I WISH