Begone From Me, Wretch! For I Simply Wish To Vibe And Nothing Else!

edging? more like filibusting a nut

love replacing my feelings with new clothes

the lady and her knight

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll make your real friends…”

A Modern Renaissance Painting

Oh to be a repressed late-victorian man and have your Companion tm call you by your first name,

Stuck in quarantine with nothing to do? We’ve ALL been there. Try some arts and crafts! Scrapbooking, sculpting, creating a living creature out of an assortment of corpse parts, painting, drawing, etc.

“I really like your turtle. Better than most of the fish.”

oh no i dropped my sea slugs

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry