So. Aliens Like Beaches, Apparently. ((Sorry I Haven’t Been Very Active Recently. Had A Lot Of Things

Bethesda dropped the fattest stink bomb the gaming industry has seen in a decade

Blizzard put two shots in the back of Diablo’s head

Sony not doing E3, necking Japanese devs

Microsoft hasn’t been relevant in gaming since the XBone’s subpar release

Meanwhile Nintendo is fucking drowning in Switch success because they actually know how to, y'know, make video games.

Hey, Turpentine, does your family have any opinions about, ah, you and Varnish? 👀

Turpentine: What would there be to think about with Varnish and I? We just work together, that’s it!

Despite the confidence in his voice, the young bunny continues to fidget.

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

So who's going to tell the Squeaks that Kirby isn't the ONLY puff they may have to deal with? >w>;

“… Please tell me there’s not another one after us over cake….”

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

I've been gone a while and seem to have come back to some grade-SS stupidity. Keep it going!

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.

"How bad can it be?" Tablet: Your decision could've devolved scientific advancement to the point where your decision is beyond recorded history, could've subjected humanity to a future under a harsh regime that wouldn't allow for the free thought or time to perfect time travel, or your decision could've ended up ending life as we know it, leaving no one alive TO come back and stop you. Tablet: ... And that's off the top of my head! 8D

@tabletdemedium

“First things first buddy, I am NOT a villain!!! Second, I AM NOT FIXATED ON HER IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!” The stubborn Koopa King lied 

((also oof sorry about that! i know there’s not really much to go off, but that’s because my AU keeps changing and i keep deleting my introductory posts ^^; if you want you can DM me with any questions and I’ll give you more in-depth answers on what’s going on in my AU, bc right now its too complicated and loose to really describe in a single post.))

UPDATE: The ask account has expanded, now all 9 bosses from Graffiti Kingdom (and a few additions later) can be asked here, not just Tablet! Muses:

Gate Sentry, Varnish; The blind guard dog of the Devil’s Palace, and master of the Canvas Plains. The most reliable nose in the kingdom, but he tends to find more food than followers for Medium.

Musclebound Midboss, Carton; A four-armed bodyguard obsessed with his muscular physique and intimidating image. He rules over Mt. Here and There and has a devoted following of Carton-Wannabes, but he still feels some inferiority since he works under Easel.

Undead Westerner, Easel; The skeleton with the Southern drawl, and master of the Lava Hole and the Wind of Pan Ravine. Famed for his speed and aim, and has recently won the heart of Acryla.

Innocent Warlord, Turpentine; A young, innocent-looking bunny monk who strives for a well-versed life. He rules over the Cannon of Block Valley. Despite his merciless colluseum and fighting style, he still has a soft spot for his family, Varnish, and the Prick Bird.

Devoted Butler, Deskel; Loyal butler to Tablet and Palette, ruler over the Tower of Sand Kingdom and the Battle Planet, and overall sophisticated gentleman. His way of speaking leaves something to desired, as he tends to send people to sleep. In battle, however, he is a quick and efficient battler, making use of complicated surroundings to outwit any Graffitician into checkmate.

Deceptive Beauty, Acryla; The beauteous ruler of the Go-Go Bowling Road, and she uses her beauty to her advantage. Although her pretty face usually hides a dark and sadistic soul, she has shown a bit of grace with her recent relationship to Easel.

Petite Princess, Palette; The proper, pampered daughter of the devil Medium, who collects the ghosts of her father’s other subordinates should they be defeated. She maintains a sense of etiquette around her cold demeanor and brutal honesty, but even her proper ways are tested around her conniving brother Tablet. She rules over the Beast of the Lost and her eponymous Palette’s Palace.

Legendary Lich, Medium; The ruler over the aptly named Devil’s Palace and the entirety of the demon kingdom. Capable of reviving himself unless struck with a Mega ability, the curse of the Demon’s Kingdom relies on his presence, and it is his job to redraw his minions after a defeat. Nowadays, he’s dealing with allying his kingdom and the human Spritisan kingdom, as Prince Pixel continues to best him in battle. He hasn’t taken this or Tablet’s initial treason very well.

Demon Graffitician, Tablet; The wandering son of the devil Medium, much to Medium’s chagrin. He doesn’t rule over any part of the Devil’s Kingdom, instead choosing to roam the other lands and influence the kingdom through his little “games.” In the final moments of Prince Pixel’s first quest, Tablet stole Pixel’s graffiti wand, defeated his father, and temporarily assumed the position of Devil. He allowed Medium to reassume the position, as kinghood didn’t allow Tablet to maintain his free lifestyle.

((I’ve expanded the account! Ask the characters! :D))

So, getting back into business

Since I wasn't sure how long i'd still have this blog, I don't have a lot of Graffiti Kingdom or Tablet related content right now. So, my activity for a while may just be off-topic posts, in-character text posts, that sort of thing for a while.

On that note, I did think of one off-topic crossover that I think would be fun, if one side of the crossover wasn't so little-known:

I figured out that, if one could bring Bendy before the events and insanity of BatIM into Chroma City, he would be such a powerful addition to the Color Revolution of De Blob!

Those of you who remember De Blob would remember its whole plot: A city of arts and creativity is overtaken by INKT, a corporation of ink-covered, tyrantial Inkies that seek to destroy creativity over production and blind obedience of the Raydians. Their tactics generally involve posters and billboards of their propaganda, draining color from the Raydians, and spreading Raydian-killing Ink as they go.

... Now who do we know who has a vendetta over those who'd abandon creations for political or economic reasons, who can travel through ink, who can apparently make people lose their minds if they're covered IN ink, and who is capable of taking a life, but who apparently is in desperate need of a soul - and with it, the ability to socialize with people instead of being abandoned by them?

... Just saying, it would be a fun crossover if it ever happened, with some positive messages about how art and friendship are two ways in which one's soul flourishes.

Just wait for me, I'll have on-topic content coming up soon.