Hey Remember When US And Russia Was All Like “We’re The Best!!! We’ve Won The Space Race!!!!”

Tablet: Woah, easy! I was planning on waiting till you were back to your old self! ... Was my message not clear, or was I a bit too theatrical with the request?

Tablet: Well, bear in mind: I usually play my games with humans, but they tend to be too “fragile,” shall we say. However, you, I’ve heard, are quite the swordsman in a proper form. And do consider my offer: you’re used to possessing bodies by now, and the body I’d draw would be devoid of a soul; you wouldn’t be fighting for control or anything, like with your other possessions. So think of this: I draw you a new - and, if requested, improved - swordsman body. In return, you take me up on a challenge…

… to test my improved A Form’s blade against your own? ((Sorry for the submission instead of an ask. You’d been drawing Dark Matter in my responses, I felt bad that you were going that far for lil’ old me, and I can’t use pictures and Ask at the same time ;w; Thank you for answering so often~!))

“I understand the offer, but there’s really no need for a new body. I like how my default form is, and it lets me not worry about small physical wounds.”

The matterling tried to cross what he could of his ‘arms’.

“I also don’t posses much more, only if I have to. It takes energy, so your idea would hinder me.”

There was a pause, as he looked at the other, transformed?

And then, Swordsman grabbed his Rainbow Sword. Better safe than sorry.

“I’m not in a fighting mood, in this form, such a challenge now is cowardly. I’d like if you would be willing to wait before fighting me. I’ll be willing to spar another day, even if I don’t take up the other offer.”

((Wanted to draw my muses, but I’ve had no asks in months, so I’m starting a small series of drawings showing previous asks I’ve sent in!

Here’s Turpentine finally playing that game of chess with @eltorasmakesfanart‘s Alphys!

I’m not too sure I like how I drew Alphys form-wise, but I’m rather proud how Alphys’s texturing went : 3

The individual chess pieces were a bit more trouble than I care to admit <XD ))

Mood.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I've been gone a while and seem to have come back to some grade-SS stupidity. Keep it going!

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.

Yup. Pink puff paints himself. Just straight-up covers himself in spraypaint. Twice at a time, technically, since most of those cans come with a secondary color for his shoes and cheeks.

“…What the hell?”

Did someone say “Let’s datamine Graffiti Kingdom!”??????

….

Oh, uh… me.

I said that…

…Well, I’m sure the five other people that know about this game’s existence will appreciate the stuff I’m working on digging up! XD

this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

((I still haven’t gotten any asks, so I’m starting the first of a weird series of drawings: The Four Green Spongys of the Apocalypse! Here’s War, riding a red Beeton.))

.... Oh right. *slapped for not remembering the house with a likeness to Daroach MIGHT be connected somehow*

“Idiot…”