Tabletdemedium - Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom

((Part Two of he Four Horsespongys of the Apocalypse! Horsespongy Death on a pale General Bitter. And yes, I did make the cat the Death icon. XD ))

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

(( @mutesword sorry I took so long to respond. Life's been crazy busy recently <XD))

Varnish urged a few Spongies through the gate before his phone started chiming again.

Varnish brought his phone back out and had it read the messages aloud.

The guard dog chuckled lightly. "I wouldn't say a royal ass, it's not the worst mistake."

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: You're fine. Just making sure that second message wasn't a cry for help or something.😊

🍴: By the way, who are you, if you don't mind me asking?

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Varnish sat in front of the gate to Medium’s castle. The Canvas Plains had been rather uneventful today, and his rising boredom seemed ready to spawn a surprise nap.

Until, that is, his phone went off.

Varnish took out his phone and had it read the new notification.

 "New message from: Unknown Sender. Testing?“

    Oh, Varnish thought. Someone must have texted the wrong numb-

 "Arl-teesh-dla S.M.R.”

     … the Hells?

With nothing else demanding his immediate attention, and some worry for the well-being of the text-sender after that jumble of sounds in the second text, Varnish replied.

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: Are you okay? 😕

Link was still reeling from accidentally sending everyone that stupid text without realising it. He was meant to be the hero of time, but now he was the… fool of chime. Because phones chimed. No one said Link was good at wordplay.

His phone went off again and he jumped. If people could stop acknowledging his mistake and started praising his awesome heroic deeds instead, that would be great.

Luckily, the sender knew Hylian, or their language had been translated for Link.

FROM: Link TO: Varnish

Just apologise and move on, Link.

▲: i made a royal ass of myself

Or do that. Whatever works.

▲: sorry for disturbing you

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[OC] Diamond Beach, Iceland (4032x3024) - nshoel9

'Ey look, I made a thing happen! XD

Does this count as dash did a thing?

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

Fuck Trump

Pass it on.....