They Should Let Me Into Nasa So I Can Discover A New Planet And Name It Ecto-1

"Why include sexism in your medieval fantasy setting unless you're sexist" is a stupid question but it is also quite easily answered by the fact that Death Bed's pre-alpha having rules about the strict gender roles of the middle ages and traits that are gender "locked" means it already has more mechanical support for gender-noncomformity as something personally meaningful to a character than D&D ever will with its stated indifference to what you write in the gender field of your character's sheet and the offhanded mention in the footnote of a side paragraph of the third reprinting of its least popular book that a god who doesn't appear in any official modules is nonbinary

Introducing the Polemos - Honored Guardian

The Apex Renegades Polemos is a mainstay of land-based siege operations. Its massive and imposing frame serves as a force multiplier for any unit it is included in, serving as an indispensable vanguard for any combat situation it is placed into. This can be attributed to the fact that the Polemos was designed to complement the rest of A.R.C’s catalog, with the intent of being a monolithic presence on the battlefield that draws fire away from less durable, offensively-oriented frames. Over its years of service, the Polemos has received further refinements to fall in line with more recent frames produced by A.R.C. These changes include an active Phalanx array deployed around the frame at all times, which effectively increases the Polemos’ battlefield presence even further and allows it to push back the enemy’s front line while keeping its own moving forward.

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Marching at the front of the Pack is the Polemos, ARC's dedicated front-line shield-wall, the first to come to blows with enemy forces and the first line in stopping the enemy making it any further unscathed. On it's own the Polemos is a formidable shield wall but, alongside it's allies it's strengths are bolstered even further, using their presence to strike harder and Deeper, and the Polemos is almost never alone with it's hoplite drones as backup.

In it's suite of weapons and systems, the goal of the Polemos Frame is to never be caught on the back foot, the ARC Xiphos proves that there is beauty in simplicity and the Face of the Stalwart shield reminds over eager hostiles that a shield is just as effective as a weapon as anything else. However, nothing compares to the Proclamation of Thanatos, the superheavy signature of the Polemos that can crack open the very ground under it's target's feet.

When you encounter a problem, consider: have you tried evolving venomous spines about it?

oh so that's why my fyp was like that

i must've liked one of them

(checks latest posts)

...so have you recently been thinking about Men?

:p

My aro ace ass will say yes tentatively. One friend in particular

Okay, but I took it over to the national forest a few weeks ago, and the ranger was totally fine with it over there.

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Yeah. I made a reservation and everything. The guy I talked to on the phone said it was fine. Spot 27. Recreational vehicle.

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It’s a mech. Hiking chassis. Look, I’ve got the licensure documents right here. State inspection, registration, the whole nine yards. Fully de-mil. Asphalt safe, tree safe, zero emissions, low sound, civvie reactor—

—dude, dude—just calm down, okay? It’s—would you just—

It’s a coldcore. Coldcore. It runs cleaner than that truck you’re sitting in. What, do you think I’m carrying around uranium or something? Come on, man, give me a little credit.

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Yeah, it’s running now.

Oh, no—man, come on, it’s shielded. Just—

yeah no i will never stop beefing with you

sorry to your wife though she ain't deserve that

making a callout post on tumblr dot com, tpoven is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my wife, etc.

i will NOT shut up about the silly. however,

i will look at you like this.

@tacticalpizzaoven

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

Yeah yeah fuck it, put the integrated autocannon on there

Wrist mounted rocket launcher, yeah. The machine guns where the eyes should be, big fuckoff sword, yeah

Fuck it, yeah, thirty ton VT jump jet kit, partial wing with folding legs, put talons on the fucking thing too, yeah

Hip holster for the one-handed flamethrower, LRM tubes with the deadfire missiles, radiometry suite that lets me see in fuckin x-ray, yeah

Microwave gun, laser AMS, the gauntlet with the HEAT in the knuckles, put all that extra shit on there, yeah

just took some holy antacids that were like skittles and i think thats freaky and weird. like hello, gracious defender, thank you for your service to my evil body— YOU DON’T TASTE LIKE DOGSHIT? impercievable! burned at the stake.

no sales for 5 days..