They Made A Second One?

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

okay the non-american burger absolutism seems to be "on a burger bun = burger" so i have to ask the australians out there: does that mean a yumbo is a burger

MY FAVORITE SWORD IS THE ONE I'VE GOT IN MY HAND

MY NEXT FAVORITE IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU FOR

has this been done

just took some holy antacids that were like skittles and i think thats freaky and weird. like hello, gracious defender, thank you for your service to my evil body— YOU DON’T TASTE LIKE DOGSHIT? impercievable! burned at the stake.

New Alternative Mode of Play!

payload

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

they should let me into nasa so i can discover a new planet and name it ecto-1

within the day this gets reblogged by vex and corsair with their infinite followers and my phone turns into a high frequency blade with the notifs

this is what i get for being funny i guess

lancer has done things to me

i used christ-the-buddha as an expletive in front of my parents. i'm finished.