What?! No!

Hmm.. A-Alright!

(They start to gently pet his back. smiling to themselves as they do it.)

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

Here, I got you a towel!

(They hand him the towel.)

Oh, do you want me to clean off your glasses? I have some cleaner!

Jeez.. your Jerry better watch out.

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

I mean no shit. We just have to be calm about this.

wait. what are we now?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

We DID WHAT?!

what the fuck… holy shitttt.. oh my god..

We.. Oh mein Gott…

How.. what..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I care about you too..

You're still a Z.

(They sit up on their arm to look at him, a slight, genuine, smile on their bloodied face.)

M-My Z..

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..

Z WONT LET ME G-GO GET ANOTHERR BEER

hes like h-holding me.. a-and keeppingg me on the couch..

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

I'm not gonna leave you alone until you guys have a fucking orgey

uh…

leave me alone..

What brings you joy in life? (Either for creator or Val!!)

Well, collecting things, being around friends, listening to music... And being around the Smith family, and of course being around Rick and Z!

and being around the Smiths make me feel like I have a family again. Rick and Z just make me happy.

Also maybe playing a little bit of guitar, or doing some of my favorite hobbies!

Also fighting. lots of fighting.

Thanks for asking Anon!!