Thomas butchering the shit out of someone who hit on you because he's insecure and extremely afraid of you leaving him :)
You end up with a poorly written note with the shittiest hand writing ever that reads:
"I'm sorry I got upset. I love you."
But it's more like
"sory i was upset i lov you" spelling errors and all π«
Just know, dinner was less of a steak and more of a...pulled "pork" from how excessive Thomas' chopping was. Luda Mae wasn't too thrilled, but she's not one to waste, is she?
"Tommy took good care of 'em, God bless the next poor soul that takes his chances, hm?" - Hoyt, probably
Pinterest board {+ sections} I use to get inspo for writing {including Tumblr posts}
possible TCM reference...
btw I'm not hating on script writers at all - I apologize for my aggressive tone π I love both those franchises either way
if a horror/slasher movie ends with the killer in the back seat {of the victim's escape car} when a victim "finally" escapes, it automatically pisses me off - Why is it acceptable as a writer to end a 'horror' movie with the lamest, easiest-to-write ending?? Cmon now, it's so boring and unrealistic.
"Oh, but Tae, slasher films are unrealistic in their nature!1!" no shit, dawg - but you cannot convince me that the "killer suddenly appears in the backseat and kills the protagonist to allow for another potential movie" isn't the worst ending you've ever seen.
How did they get in there? How did the victim not see their {usually} fat ass in the back seat? {I'm looking at you, Thomas Hewitt and Jacob Goodnight}. What the actual fuck. HOW DID THE KILLER NOT GET HURT AT ALL IN THE CAR CRASH? {if it crashes}
PLEASE stop using this as an acceptable ending. Put more thought and effort into your scripts, PLEASE
thank you for coming to my ted talk
stop infantilizing Bubba Sawyer - That is a grown man with fully developed dick and balls. This is the same man who used his chainsaw as a dick...to penetrate the air.
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING THIS IS A GROWN MAN NOT A CHILD
STOP INFANTILIZING AUTISTIC PEOPLE CHALLENGE LEVEL" IMPOSSIBLE π£οΈβΌοΈ
I wanna do Tommy's hair - Like actually provide some care to it
Probably gonna make a post about it πΉ
Hi!! So I actually found this on an article: Here you go!
Alright, I've never seen this photo once from anywhere. And out of all blogs I could have found it in, it was, of course, from @taeaura. Like my guy, where did you get this???
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Also this guy is down BAD in the comics' comment section
Who tf is bro talking to
WHY IS HENRIETTA GIVING BIRTH π«πππ
The TCM comics are sooo good - Top tier /j
Re-Elect Hoyt | Sheriff Of | Travis County, TX
Comics used: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #3; The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #5
Oh! So I may have overreacted in my previous post
maybe Thomas doesn't have breakdowns...uh
or maybe he does and I cooked and I'm a genius
I may or may not have written this segment based off previous experiences...maybe, maybe not?
Disgusting shitposting autism moment
All gross disgusting revolting images made by me {thank you Picsart} Throw up on me Thomas /J
his lustrous blue orbs