Talvi: I Thought You Died! Cinder: I Got Better.

Piper: Even the littlest of things seem to get to Aviana’s ears lately and I mean everything.

Cinder: Like... anything?

-Meanwhile-

Talvi: *sniffs*

Aviana: *screams*

Quincy: Hey, guys? Astro: Yeah?                                                                                             Quincy: The floor is lava.                                                                                    Piper: *shoves Kohla onto the floor*

About My We Happy Few AU

The AU is a what if scenario of what might happen if Wellington Wells managed to make a deal with the US. The US now has Joy and everything else that Wellington Wells had. Alexis is a Wastrel lives in what is a garden district of what was Independence, Oregon. She made her home in the abandoned town hall. Feel free to ask her about herself or her world!

Kaksi: I made a pizza out of 100% sugar and I had a sugar rush from it.

Hancock (Fallout 4): So that’s why you were staring at me like a psychopath from the freaking window earlier.

Damaris: Save your money so you can go to college. And buy spiders.

Tracy: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action; it becomes really funny.

Talvi: Violently studies.

Astro: Violently bakes.

Kaksi: Violently eats.

Valen: Violently murders people.

Piper: Violently worries about the previous comment.

Dakota: Nothing in life is free.

Tracy: Adventure is free! So is love.

Valen: So if anything if you run fast enough.

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

Quincy: That would go against my moral compass.

Madison: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel!

Cinder: Always be positive! *falls down a flight of stairs* Wow, I got down those stairs fast!