August 8th, 2020

I want to be Jojo from Horton hears a who, but let’s get real........

I’m Goob from Meet the Robinsons

And frank has a Canadian accent and nico has an Italian one...

Does Percy have a New York accent? 😳

Lmao it’s true

If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.

The best part is I don’t know who is who for the Percy and Clarisse one

PJO/HoO Characters as texts my friends and I have exchanged pt. 4:

Coach Hedge:

Percy and Nico:

Piper and Leo:

Zeus:

Thalia and Jason:

Jason and Reyna or Piper, honestly could go either way:

Clarisse and Percy:

Sally and Percy:

Percy and Hazel:

And finally, Percabeth and Nico:

Why does the Bible start with an existential crisis? Like... wtf

I would say I’m undefeated because I’ve never fought anyone before but life has defeated me

Ok idk if I’m the only one but the fact tumblr doesn’t have comic sans as a font to use for posts makes me mad.

If I had a nickel for every time that I busted my face open by ‘tripping’ over a chair but really flipping over when I was younger than 7 I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Finally did eyeliner that doesn’t look like a 4 year old drew it!

Life lessons with a massive dumbass:

• don’t touch a stove top burner while it’s on

• don’t touch a pan that just came out of the oven

• don’t put metal in the microwave

• don’t forget to put water with top ramen or else it will catch fire

• don’t put taco shells in the toaster and then let it catch on fire and nearly burn the kitchen down

• don’t touch the metal things on a charger while plugging it into an outlet bc it will electrocute you

All learned from experience😁