Life Lessons With A Massive Dumbass:

Life lessons with a massive dumbass:

• don’t touch a stove top burner while it’s on

• don’t touch a pan that just came out of the oven

• don’t put metal in the microwave

• don’t forget to put water with top ramen or else it will catch fire

• don’t put taco shells in the toaster and then let it catch on fire and nearly burn the kitchen down

• don’t touch the metal things on a charger while plugging it into an outlet bc it will electrocute you

All learned from experience😁

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