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end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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*Cracks knuckles* How we feeling Roger enthusiasts.

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Being a beginner artist is soo so scary because what if people throw tomatoes at me and hate me forever because they don't like my artstyle...,/lh

I. Excuse me, why are you gay. For me. Of all people.

- Fictive of Callum Crown

Callum I genuinely have no idea I wish I could tell you ☹️ but yeah I'm sorry you had to witness that and I hope you have a good day and all that :3 (innocent)

Hello. This is Mahmoud from Gaza. I hope you are well. May I ask you to boost my family evacuation campaign and reblog my post (You Would NOT Evacuate and Leave Your Family Behind in Gaza to Face the Horrors of War, Would You)? My campaign was vetted by el shab Hussein and nabulsi #151 on the Vetted Gaza Fundraisers List as explained in my recent blog. https://www.tumblr.com/supportgaza/762249046198009856/you-would-not-evacuate-and-leave-your-family?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/supportgaza/762249046198009856/you-would-not-evacuate-and-leave-your-family?source=share

It's my birthday Say happy birthday to me NOW!@!1!