I’ve Gone Insane And Started Writing A Cliche Fantasy Novel

since Microsoft doesn't allow parentheses as of the late, after a lot of swearing and cursing the name would be changed to Creature_Final_FINAL -this one!-_3_

Reblog if you are into MOR

for science

#nebel und nacht, my beloved

#technically isn't a lullaby, still feels like one 😂

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

This is an amazing idea, but also, consider this; I have a pretty good memory, but for the wrong things

Guy interrogating me: we know you were at the meeting where your team was briefed on the Secret Weapon Designed for Good. Now, what can you tell us about it?

Me, slightly ashamed of myself: well, you see, I was on my phone for like, 95% of the meeting - there was a very vivid tumblr discussion :D

Guy interrogating me: ...but you surely have to remember SOMETHING from what was being shown on the slides?

Me: well, you see, actually, a wasp flew in in the middle of the meeting - that's when I stopped scrolling - and it decided to take a nap on the beamer lens, so...not much to see there...

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

Inspector Javert would like to have a word with you ^^

(I know the gif show JVJ, but I couldn't find a better one)

If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward

Concert Tickets

So, I boought 2 tickets to Mark Seibert's solo concert, but, sadly, turns out I can't go, because I have an audition the same weekend. If anyone would like them, they're here:

TicketSwap

Mark Seibert

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Jackpot

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

May the 4th be with You: A Poem for Star Wars Day

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*