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alternative take: Pamina and Papageno in that scene where they sneak out of the castle with Papageno going "hush hush hushhhhh"

monostatos and the queen of the night heading to the sun temple

#rip European lyrics. We will honour you in our hearts

Europeans translating American musicals: So we worked closely with the original composer to make sure our translation is as faithful as possible while remaining a singable rhyming translation. If a literal translation is not possible, we use a localized replacement that works in the target language. Please don’t hate us, we tried our best!!!

Literally anyone translating European musicals: *splotches lyrics on a plate like spaghetti, spits in it, and shoves it in your general direction* Here’s your stupid Eurotrash pop slop in English, happy now???? Also, we turned your corny-ass fauxpera into a comedy and replaced half the score with useless reprises. As is PROPER.

Peak humor this 👌🏻

#nebel und nacht, my beloved

#technically isn't a lullaby, still feels like one 😂

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

This is Empty Chairs at Empty Tables if Jean Valjean decided he didn't like the recovered Marius and left for England anyways

Brave little Frog, we love you 💚

“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

There was a...*looks at history book* vaguely German kingdom with Germanic Gods who are driven out by...*throws dice* a new religion that worships the son of the Sun God, Jeshua Crest The people were reigned by a Good King who had a most trusted advicer Y'veel (prounouned E-vHil) Schemerous Traytor. Somehow *cue dramatic gasps* the people were gradually more and more oppressed Until lo and behold, a promised hero came from the future. She was a splendid career woman with HEMA as a hobby and a PhD in pharmacology which helped her reform the medical practices in the land (which were totally backwards by the way) and defeat the armies sent by Y'veel Schemerous Traytor.

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

#I don't know any writers I can tag, but

#I myself am an (unpublished) writer and

#lemme just say, the way an author describes playfighting/sparring says a lot about him and whether he ever held a stick in his hand pretending it was a sword

#like when you're being tackled to the floor (even by someone you like) that is NOT the moment you notice how beautiful his eyes are. That is the moment you think CRAP I AM FALLING followed by thoughts of OW

#and don't get me started on non-musicians writing about musicians

#am a musician myself. Very few people can describe correctly what it feels to be one 😄

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror