Alternative Take: Pamina And Papageno In That Scene Where They Sneak Out Of The Castle With Papageno

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

This is Empty Chairs at Empty Tables if Jean Valjean decided he didn't like the recovered Marius and left for England anyways

Brave little Frog, we love you 💚

“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

If the schematic design for the creature was made with Microsoft - which does not allow parentheses as of the late - after a LOT of swearing and cursing, the name would be changed to Creature_Final_FINAL-this one-_3_

Trend i’m noticing looking for books with my little sister

This is an amazing idea, but also, consider this; I have a pretty good memory, but for the wrong things

Guy interrogating me: we know you were at the meeting where your team was briefed on the Secret Weapon Designed for Good. Now, what can you tell us about it?

Me, slightly ashamed of myself: well, you see, I was on my phone for like, 95% of the meeting - there was a very vivid tumblr discussion :D

Guy interrogating me: ...but you surely have to remember SOMETHING from what was being shown on the slides?

Me: well, you see, actually, a wasp flew in in the middle of the meeting - that's when I stopped scrolling - and it decided to take a nap on the beamer lens, so...not much to see there...

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

#rip European lyrics. We will honour you in our hearts

Europeans translating American musicals: So we worked closely with the original composer to make sure our translation is as faithful as possible while remaining a singable rhyming translation. If a literal translation is not possible, we use a localized replacement that works in the target language. Please don’t hate us, we tried our best!!!

Literally anyone translating European musicals: *splotches lyrics on a plate like spaghetti, spits in it, and shoves it in your general direction* Here’s your stupid Eurotrash pop slop in English, happy now???? Also, we turned your corny-ass fauxpera into a comedy and replaced half the score with useless reprises. As is PROPER.

dere you go

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#I don't know any writers I can tag, but

#I myself am an (unpublished) writer and

#lemme just say, the way an author describes playfighting/sparring says a lot about him and whether he ever held a stick in his hand pretending it was a sword

#like when you're being tackled to the floor (even by someone you like) that is NOT the moment you notice how beautiful his eyes are. That is the moment you think CRAP I AM FALLING followed by thoughts of OW

#and don't get me started on non-musicians writing about musicians

#am a musician myself. Very few people can describe correctly what it feels to be one 😄

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror