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#I don't know any writers I can tag, but

#I myself am an (unpublished) writer and

#lemme just say, the way an author describes playfighting/sparring says a lot about him and whether he ever held a stick in his hand pretending it was a sword

#like when you're being tackled to the floor (even by someone you like) that is NOT the moment you notice how beautiful his eyes are. That is the moment you think CRAP I AM FALLING followed by thoughts of OW

#and don't get me started on non-musicians writing about musicians

#am a musician myself. Very few people can describe correctly what it feels to be one 😄

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

#it's funny because when people are guessing where I'm from depending on my accent it's like. Two options.

#you must be from the south! Was told to me excitedly by an exchange student from Brooklyn

#are you from the west? Tentatively asked by a few other American exchange students

#I have also been told that I have an Italian accent though the only Italian I know is how to perform Il e bello com' el sol from NDDP 😂

#nebel und nacht, my beloved

#technically isn't a lullaby, still feels like one 😂

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.

Reblog if you are into MOR

for science

when the Headless Horseman has enough of your pesky spirit-hunting habits and decides to upgrade to a higher level

#higher AC, more difficult to defeat

#just imagine him galloping over the Irish plains

#clop-clop-clop CLANG-CLANG-CLANG clop-clop-clop CLANG-CLANG-GLANG

Frank Dicksee- Study of Armour

Nein, das sind keine Genusfehler. Mein Deutsch ist perfekt, diese Tisch ist einfach transgender.

On the parentage of Esmeralda

SO, we know that in the Notre Dame De Paris, Esmeralda isn't the kidnapped daughter of Paquette (La Chantfleurie), since Paquette isn't in the musical and also Esmeralda doesn't have her amulet with the baby shoe on her. Which begs the question; who are her parents supposed to be?

Esmeralda does not look like Clopin's gang, even if Phoebus calles her "mon ange noir" I still see Esmeralda as a white-ish girl (thank you casting committee). With that in mind I suggest that she is in fact NOT a gypsy, but got accepted into the gypsy tribe because they knew her mother. Well then, who was she?

Allow me to present my theory on that. For those who watched the musical Don Juan, they will remember the girl called "Belle Andalouse", the dancer at the tavern, with whom Don Juan spent the night and then left behind, even though she wanted him to stay.

(Proof ^^)

Now then, what does Esmeralda tell Phoebus about her parentage? Only that her mother (!) was a Spaniard (!!) who told her about Andalousia (!!!).

(Proof ^^)

So, here's my theory: after Don Juan seduced La Belle Andalouse, she became pregnant, and lost her job at the tavern, maybe because she had to stop dancing, maybe because they didn't have paid maternity leave, or maybe because they had the same policy as Monsieur Madeleine in his factory. Who knows.

So the Andalusian Fantine loses her job, and, in my theory, meets the gypsies. How, I do not now. Maybe she was seeking shelter and they took her in. Maybe she was kind to them earlier, and they remembered. Anyhow, Clopin decides to take her in, and they bond. Soon after, Baby Esmeralda is born, and Andalousian Fantine goes back to dancing. Gypsies are a tolerant folk, and they happily accept a good dancer. So, Belle Andalouse travels with them, as does Baby Esmeralda.

Somewhere among the road Belle Andalouse, sadly, dies, and so we are left with Esmeralda entrusted to the care of Belle Andalouse's good friend Clopin, as seen in "Esmeralda, tu Sais"

(Proof ^^)

Here again, Clopin confirms that the girl who bore Esmeralda was Andalousian.

Bonus: I think this theory also explains why Esmeralda was irresistible to every man in a 5-mile radius; her father was none other than the most charming Don Juan!! ;)

#vEmpire

#very small one but eh

#if they all reside in one huge Transsylvanian castle it's like an empire for them

#especially if it has a back yard

Okay I need some answers, so please share this if you can :)