I Think A Real Relationship Maybe Would Fix Me. Yes I Have Jealousy Issues And Yes I Am Deathly Insufferable

if you flirt with me you can see me panic like a prey animal whose fight or flight instinct is to freeze btw. if you even care

*mid bouncing on it* are you mad at me? are you sure? am i being annoying? is this annoying? are you mad at me because of it? did i do something wrong? are you sure? okay but what if-

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

force masc coaching in ways that don't require surgery or hormones (for those with vaginas):

only let them cum/get off if they're wearing a strap

tell them you're gonna suck their balls and then suck on the outer lips of their vagina, refer to it as their balls, don't touch anywhere else, watch them squirm and buck their hips wishing you'd just eat them out all ready

only let them piss if they go through a pee prosthetic

^^ bonus points if they can only use it while you're holding it for them

watch voice training videos with them and masturbate while they practice along with the video

^^ or, better yet, jerk them off while they practice voice training as a real challenge,, see how many sessions it takes for whiney moans to turn into deep grunts,, stop completely and essentially edge them if their voice gets too high whimpering

manhandling >>>

like, getting manhandled onto his lap to makeout better

getting pulled closer via hips/waist because i was too far for him </3

getting grabbed and manhandled onto a surface bc he got impatient that i took too long

manhandling n grabbing my face to properly kiss him </3

saying "fuck this shit" and getting manhandled to be pinned and devoured

just, MANHANDLING

something in me just wants to play wrestle with a boy i have intense homoerotic feelings towards

can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that

Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’

having blood on the face will make anyone hot

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared