Me Functioning By Pretending I’m Married To A Fictional Character.

unfortunately, i am literally ethan winters

i think there might be mold growing inside me

i love how dantes color is red and my color is green.

big red and small green.

we are a strawberry 🍓

a bunny hops into a bar. the bartender asks the bunny "would you like something hoppy?" and the bunny responds "no actually i don't like hoppy beverages and i think it's a little offensive to ask that just because i'm a bunny" and the bartender goes "oh you're right, I'm sorry, it won't happen again" and then the bunny says "death before dishonor" as the clouds part and from the sky's expanse descends the face of God who spits in the face of the bartender, killing the bartender instantly and banishing their spirit to an eternal spiritual limbo from which they shall never ascend. then the bunny hops,

the DMC valentines post is gonna make me scream very loudly

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

i love haiku bot, he shows me the new sides of tumblr i dont see

Straight men are so predictable.

NOW they think "Bye Bye Bye" is cool, because of the Deadpool movie.

But before? It was "pop garbage, girls only like this shit bc they think the NSYNC boys are hot"

You know how it is, when teen girls like something... it's shit.

When they do... it's cool.

Go fuck yourself.

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green