Still My Best Post

Save yourselves!

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

My cat is is so fat and eats so much that I have started to call him "fatso", "fatass", and "you fat fuck" so much that I sound like I'm talking to Eric Cartman. Which makes sense because they're both assholes who act like they don't care.

Elves are just slave leprechauns.

Hanging in the woods part 2

not to be gay but gay

My cat looks like a superhero

Sometimes I sit like a slutTM unintentionally

And sometimes I do it cause I just wanted to

It's not theft if you didn't steal it directly from a store shelf, it's finders keepers and you can use that in court

This is so cool

Pls give this notes it took me so long

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