Save Yourselves!

I'm Pan, Polyam, and a switch, and people still wonder why I'm indecisive!

I love seeing posts from like a day ago that all say "it's almost time! Homestuck day is almost here!" When in reality

Anyway, happy 4/13 y'all, I'll probs cosplay later

I'VE FALLEN DOWN A HOLE!

AGAIN!

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

Can't wait for the unsolved mystery channels to get ahold of this

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

I was hyperfixating on south park again and I just watched the covid specials and post covid stuff. Y'all I'm gonna be stuck on this fandom a long fuckin while.

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!

Most importantly I'd let Vic rail me anyday.

I had a thought and had to share it.

This is what went through my crazy ass brain in the hallway.

Skideetle SkidAtle,

My dick is now a saddle.

[Insert skideetle skidootle your dick is now a noodle image here]

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

It's okay babyfish, I'm here for you

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

Same

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