I Was Hyperfixating On South Park Again And I Just Watched The Covid Specials And Post Covid Stuff. Y'all

My mom: I had such high hopes for you

Me: you make it sound like I'm already dead

Mom after a laughing fit: no but like you're not going to college

Me: I wont be a cliche forever in student debt

Mom: it's the American way!

Me: I don't like Americans!

Mom through both our laughter: HEY IM AN AMERICAN!

Me also through laughter: IT WAS A JOKE YOU BOOTLICKER!

Mom: it doesn't bring me joy

*much more laughing from both of us*

Our house could be a standup comedy show some days I tell you hwat

*Rizz face* Damn girl, are you a PH of 12?

Cause you are basic. *rizz face*

You call it "manic" to start multiple projects at 3 am, I call it being sane productive!

Reblog if you are a Derse Dreamer

[Prospit Dreamer]

I can live out weeks, even months, in my own head, I have fantasies that last for multiple days in real time, I can stop and start them again at will until the story line I'm on ends or I get distracted by another thing to think about and then I start something else and live more time in my fucking mind. I could make a movie, no, a TV show with multiple seasons of what goes on in my brain except for the fact that some of it is sexual and also I don't want to explain any of it to anyone ever because it would be way too weird.

Good to remember you are one big bendy straw. Mr. Tube over here with his funny organs. 👈🙄😒

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

I want to eat the entire world.

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)

I have made me me memes