Kill Off My Character From The Script Of Life

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

I almost made a big mistake.

Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.

Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.

But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.

A joke my boyfriend came up with

Okay, I was doing an accent and I said

"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"

And he says

"Its a ROTTEN!"

That was the funniest shit at the time

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

Yes

The Rapture

I need to show y'all the best baby photo I have:

And people wonder why my top bunk is all stuffed animals

Imprisoned for the crime of... weird... for being weird... just a weird lil dude...

I love seeing posts from like a day ago that all say "it's almost time! Homestuck day is almost here!" When in reality

Anyway, happy 4/13 y'all, I'll probs cosplay later

Reblog if you’re closeted or questioning your sexuality or gender

🏳️‍🌈STAY STRONG. YOU’RE VALID EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW YET, OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TELL ANYONE. TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND DON’T RUSH YOURSELF BECAUSE IT DOES TAKE TIME AND IT WILL COME TO YOU ONE DAY. AND KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 🏳️‍🌈

I have now decided I will have no emotions.

No feelings, only dumb gay chaos

I will not be taking criticsisms at this time