Say Hello To My Plesiosaurus, Plesi For Short.

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

I want Toriel to be my mom she's so good, and nice, and fluffy, I miss when my mom was nice and fluffy!

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)

This is so cool

Pls give this notes it took me so long

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Some of these cowards didn't have internet access in the mid-2010s and it shows

You know I've been hyperfixating on something too long when I start classpecting all the characters

I pray for homestuck.com to come home safe every day

when will homestuck.com return from the war

Bless you, want a cold tablet?

Sighh...

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

What if someone went to hell for being gay but when they got there Satan was just like, "you're not here for sinning or anything, gay people just have to come to hell because there are too many homophobic assholes in heaven and God doesn't like people fighting so you're down here to avoid that. Don't worry my child, there's a room for you over there, I'll take care of you, you can hang out with all the other cool gays whenever you want to, and if you ever get bored you can totally be a demon just ask and I'll do it." The gay person realizes that the devil is actually an ally and that the lord might be a homophobe.