Not A Problem Anymore, Just Kill Everyone In A Hundred Mile Radius!

Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.

Sucks to suck losers.

I have created this lovely being, the dick dealer. (Does not sell drugs, only dicks)

I have come up with this wonderful idea.

The dick dealer! Lmao.

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

I want to hug this man

And feel the stick and be stuck there.

Hanging in the woods part 1

More arm art, cause I was bored.

Hanging in the woods part 2

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

I was hyperfixating on south park again and I just watched the covid specials and post covid stuff. Y'all I'm gonna be stuck on this fandom a long fuckin while.

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!

Most importantly I'd let Vic rail me anyday.

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.