They Only Had One (1) Remote

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.

Me: oh yeah I might have accidentally tought myself morse code

My mom: yeah that happens

Lol

Gotta go fast

I'm pansexual so yes I support lgbtq+ being that I am one

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

This is so cool

Pls give this notes it took me so long

Audio

Rule number 1: break the rules

Rule number 2: no murdering

Holy shit I just woke up to the wild blowing outside my house at like a billion miles an hour dude! What the fuck that is so loud! If I didn't know better I'd think there was a fuckin tornado in my yard, fucking hell!

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

A joke my boyfriend came up with

Okay, I was doing an accent and I said

"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"

And he says

"Its a ROTTEN!"

That was the funniest shit at the time