Rule Number 1: Break The Rules

SHE'S HERE!

Yes

The Rapture

I'll sell you for a baconator

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Bless you, want a cold tablet?

Sighh...

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Put down the phone, grandma. It's bedtime. Come on, I'll tuck you in.

There you go, all cuddly with Mr.Whiskers.

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Sex is cool or whatever but you ever have fundip?

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?