Stealing His Slurp

If sexual attraction were real I‘d need him carnally

Look at him go

And ☝️ he has a thicc ass

this unironically happened to me today. if you couldn't tell, i'm very normal and mentally stable.

thank you kamen rider.

Tumblr fandom girlies should* be going absolutely feral over Kamen Rider. It's like live-action superheroes with real emotion instead of snark. It's like J-drama pretty boys with magical girl transformations. It's like a monster-of-the-week show where the monsters and often the heroes are themed gijinkas. It's like if battle shonen had reasonable limits to how high it could escalate because each season is a new story. It's like an anthology series that expands each premise into a full season instead of a single episode. It's like dehumanization angstposting that believes happiness is still possible and worth fighting for. It's like pure concentrated yaoi slashfic fuel!

*I don't know if I necessarily want them going feral over it, with the bad takes and discourse they would inevitably bring, but I can recognize that by all rights they should be, that it deserves their feralness.

This show is so good man

What purpose did that serve

This show rocks, man.

Ohhh my sweet family

Bro did NOT gather all the rings 💔

I've learned how to animate people moving fast

So of course I had fun with it

mach wip oooo