EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID

This reminds me of that time last summer when I died and went to hell

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

I wish my mom ate me right after I was born like a deranged hamster #fuck

how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about

woke up and it’s another day

You are not an Anarchist Communist

i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw