fandomite-brained “progressive” and “queer positive” intellectuals will tell you with a straight face that certain pieces of fictional art like rap songs or comedic jokes or fifty shades of grey can socially sanction or enshrine rape culture, but their 25 chapter gay noncon omegaverse ao3 fanfiction that is publicly available on the world wide web is somehow ontologically different. They think they can hide their contradictions from me, lol. they are so cute hehe you’re so bad at obscuring your affinities behind flimsy platitudes you little freak (steps on them with my steel toed boot).
i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom
love how a woman posting "I hate men" online is somehow feminism going too far, but nobody says that misogyny has gone too far when a man goes on a mass stabbing spree targeting women because he couldn't get a girlfriend.
Koskela: [kävelee ohi]
Hietanen: Voi itku, oon homo.
Vera: [kävelee ohi]
Hietanen: Voi itku, oon bi.
Lahtinen: [kävelee kohti Hietasta kädessään kuva Karl Marxista, jolle Hietanen piirsi äskettäin ylimääräiset viikset]
Hietanen: Voi itku, oon kuollu.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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