A game of clue with the batfam isn’t a game. It’s life or death, and the Kent’s were none the wiser.
BRUCE: Clark, I want to tell you if we lose this game of clue I’m done with you.
CLARK: huh? I’m sorry Bruce what?
BRUCE: I’m not shitting around big boy. This is life or death and I’m not losing to my children AGAIN.
*a heated game of clue begins, each in a group of two
CASS AND STEPH
BABS AND KARA
JASON AND DICK
TIM AND KON
DAMIAN AND JON
DUKE AND ALFRED
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JASON: I’m going to beat all your asses, and this time it’s going to be two family’s? This is gonna be good.
STEPH: you know for someone who died TWICE wouldn’t you be more weary? Cuz you’re going down Todd.
TIM: NO SHOT! Me and B are the only decent detectives and if we lose somone must’ve been cheating.
The Kent’s collectively swallow in fear, they’re going to die here.
The game thickens as each place is uncovered, at one point Damian resorted to dangling kon over the cealing with kryptonite in hand,
DAMIAN:DRAKE SHOW ME YOUR CARD I WONT HESITATE.
TIM: FUCK YOU.
And as the game wraps up, we realize that nothing has come from Alfred or duke the whole game. When I rounds back to their turn duke speaks,
DUKE: I’d like to make a Geuss.
The entire family turns, slowly.
Mind you, this is dukes first experience with Wayne clue. He is just as scared as the Kent’s. If not more.
DUKE: Mrs.Scarlet, in the lounge, with the candlebar.
Duke opens the Manila envelope, if he’s right-well he’s dead. If he wrong, he’s going to be dogged on for all eternity.
There it is. Mrs.scarlet, in the lounge, with the handlebar. Duke was right! He cheers and hugs Alfred thankful he won’t be dogged on
Realization hits him.
ALFRED:master Duke. You should run.
That day Duke was almost sent to the hospital, Clark was subsequently almost broken up with in a late night scolding by Bruce, kon WAS dumped for a week and Jon lost a friend
Moral is; DONT PLAY WAYNE FAMILY CLUE.
No plz sjndnd I also only watched the play throught and nothing more but I 100% agreed with u!! Ghost is definitely the 09 ghost (I watched my bro play that one).
But Gaz ksjsnjdjdnn I know he's not like dark romance kinda thing (I blame booktok for that stupid trend) but he's so djdbdjdb I fucking love him sksnsn so much like. I can talk about him so much
Is it the lack of mask?? Price and Soap isn't wearing any, he's not dilf enough? Soap is babyfaced..
Seriously, they usually don't say out loud what i was thinking of.. but if you're genuinely thinking he's uninteresting but not at the fact that he's black, then what?
I love the headcanon that Kyle has a good sense of style in every way possible. Talking about good fashion style, good taste in decoration, and good overall.
I imagine that when it's time to go to the club, soap goes to Kyle to ask for an outfit bc he knows Kyle has the most stylish clothes and is actually good at styling.
Can someone do something with birdflash and that frank ocean song that is trending on tiktok??
Bruce: *bored as fuck and is literally willing to do anything*
Hal: Hey Spooky, you look like you could use some fun. Why don’t you let me take you out for dinner? *wiggling his eyebrows, very clearly joking to get a rise out of Bruce*
Justice League: Oh fuck, I always knew Green Lantern had a death wish *they’re all exchanging looks, ready to grab Hal just in case Bats decides to break his no kill rule*
Bruce: *has found the perfect opportunity to fuck with everyone* Sure, I like to be wined and dined. You’ll be paying for dinner. *walks out before anyone questions him*
Hal: … *turns to face the rest of the Justice League* Huh, who knew it’d be that easy?
Clark: *gritting his teeth* Yeah… who knew
Barry: *scoots away from Clark due to danger feeling*
Hal: Oh my gosh, what if this is a plan to murder me! *sweating, hands gripping his hair in fear*
Clark: *under his breath* Let’s hope he gets to you before I do *glowering*
Barry: *even more scared*
Tassels
Soap is a menace in the club. Talking about crop top time and belly chains, talk about drinking and making new friends, talking about acting cheeky and risky just to piss off Ghost and Price when he comes (which isn't often)
Talking about going to the dance floor, in the direct line of vision of ghost, purposely dancing dirty and sexy because he knows he can shake his hips, mohawk messy and cheeks flushed. Taking soap to the club either ends up on the bathroom or barely making to the bed.
Well, Kyle decided to come to see why Ghost would complain about going to the club with soap but still going. Price came along too.
Kyle is not social, actually he prefers to settled down on a corner and drink his bear while people watching. He can talk with one or two people but being in the club meant more of a quiet time for him. Price is like that too but likes to go with company.
That said, Soap dressed up Kyle just to realize that the man wouldn't join him. And Kyle realized that Soap was true menace in the club.
And very beautiful too.
Okay I can't think of anymore to write I just wanted to out this idea
Gen question from someone who only knows the mcu movies and has only read deadpool and moon knight comics:
I was planing on watching the dc animations and I remember avengers have one, kinda wanna watch it but I need assurance first.
yeah poly 141...but I don't see gaz in it???
Bruce is a very independent person, always sure of himself, mature and responsible. Behaves like a grown man for every aspect of his life...until he's with Alfred.
Headcanon is that Bruce becomes a whole different person with Alfred. He's the only parental figure he had for a very long time, Alfred watched his grief, his rebellions, his growth and his emotions. Bruce couldn't hide anything from the man so he simply gave up and let himself...go around Alfred and behaves like a child (not the best term but ya know what I mean).
The scenario have is of when Bruce and clark short off their feelings and they go to the batcave where Alfred is waiting on his usual spot by the batcomputer. They are helding hands but clark is slightly behind Bruce, who has his cowl off, and is fidging on his feet, but clark is too (it's just facing ma and pa Kent bc clark also acts like a child with them)
Alfred: master Bruce, master clark I see you both are okay and well.
Bruce and clark nods at the same time
Bruce: u-uh can clark stay over? In my bedroom with me?
Alfred knowing that it's a genuine question, but loves to these side of bruce: yes he can, but I will be checking to see if you are doing something.
Both shake their heads furiously, before bruce assures that they will be only sleeping. And they do only sleep while holding each other.
And Alfred loves when Bruce does this, because it reminds him that Bruce never grew up from that small child fully, and he's always gonna need Alfred by his side. But the butler is also safe that Bruce won't never be truly alone when he's gone, with his kids and now clark, Alfred is very sure that Bruce will be fine.