✧* Vintage Flower Fairies By Cicely Mary Barker ✧*

MILLENNIALS, GEN Z, I’d like to make a proposal; if you were raised (more like razed lol) by Boomers/Gen X, it’s pretty obvious by now that MOST OF OUR PARENTS SUCKED ASS. They were jerks, and they did nothing but mock and criticize us 24/7. We need to take a stand and break that cycle. And we can do this by Radically and Unconditionally Loving generation Alpha. We will be everything our parents weren’t: patient, compassionate, present, and affectionate. We’ll make sure they never have the inner void that eats us everyday.

What's ur Hogwarts house and what house do u think ur friends are in

Hm. A rather unusual question, but I'll go with it! ☝️My Hogwarts house is definitely Slytherin, although I don't value or support cunning principles.

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As for my friends:

@sincerelyalice would probably be in Ravenclaw.

@onlyedwardscissorhands is definitely in Hufflepuff.

@xx-maria I believe is in Slytherin. It just suits her.

@tarranthightopp is in Gryffindor. If I'm not sure about anyone else's Hogwarts house, I'm sure about this one!

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I liked this question, haha! It was cute and... different! Thank you for that one, anon. 😌

Mystical, medieval York (@Mal Ada Kh on Facebook)

Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.

The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.

I’m on to you sir!

No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.

U have an onlyfans?

Isn't that an app primarily used for soliciting money in trade for nudity? If that's the one then no I don't, it's disgusting.

You kids these days are really something else.

Momento Mori ~

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What's the deal with blank tumblrs roaming round on here or am I just crazy? 🤪🤪🤪

I check all my followers to keep it cleaned out of fetish blogs and ran across several that are empty blogs following and reposting me. I usually block them because I assume they are bots or something (like that creepy dentist). But last night, one of them sent me an ask to follow them back and pouted about it a bit when I said no.

So, I thought, darn, are there people with empty blogs who are not creepy or bots? Maybe I shouldn't block them? You have to understand, my Oompa Loompas got me into this whole tumblr thing, so I really still don't understand what the heck is going on around here, but they seem to love it.

So...sock it to me, Tumbleroo! What'cha think?

A big part of cultivating one’s femininity is physical health. The female body is sacred, treat it as such. Don’t debauch yourself with subpar meals and little to no exercise. As much as our current society attempts to normalize unhealthy body types, no one is doing their longevity any justice by over/under eating.

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