(bit of "ew" moment?? I dunno how to name it, anyway warning for cringe and ew)
So i guess we all like Miguel's fangs.
Okay, noted. But i'd like to contribute to that kink a bit.
With some memes.
I suppose he's immune to his own venom. And i also suppose he can control the flow of it when he releases it. And that sometimes, when he loses it to strong emotions, his venom just spills out.
That being said, imagine a scenario where it's been weeks since you two have seen each other. Because he's a workaholic.
And so when the opportunity presents itself, you both are so touch starved, you just go right to pound town. Well, you were ABOUT TO.
Because Miguel just lost it. To lust, to emotions and to you pleading for him to hurry up and fuck you to oblivion.
And when he bit you to show you how ready he is, he accidentally poisoned you.
A beat.
You touch your neck. When you bring your hand closer to your face, the blood on your fingertips is a bit more runny and transparent that it should be.
You lift your gaze up to meet his own just to notice how Miguel is freaking out himself even more than you are.
Here i'll save us all time and finish my rambling by saying that it all ends well, because Miguel takes care of you and apologizes (way too much even). Not like you mind to be poisoned by him, but a warning next time would be great.
we were all too focused on arcane jesus that we forgot that there had to be an arcane judas
Astarion is just Scanlan but in a different font and i love it about them both
Watching people claim Astarion is just a gay man and hin romancing women isn't accurate
The idea that feminine men or at least flamboyant queer men are only gay is just wrong. There's plenty of feminine flamboyant men who wear dresses and makeup or act like pirate princes and have wives. Sexuality and orientation is a spectrum. Especially a vampire several hundred years old he can express himself however he wants. I'm pan too and genderfluid and sometimes I'm in suits and flirting with men. Queer culture and experiences are not just black and white
I'm so tired of pan erasure. Astarion will quite literally romance anyone. Reducing the boxes queer men can exist in is problematic and pointless. There is queer combinations beyond your wildest dreams that won't make sense to you and that is absolutely wonderful
🐰✨🐰✨🐰
(just memes and crack and a bit of cursing)
All of you (me included) be riding Buggy's head like there's no tomorrow in your fics. But there IS tomorrow. And just imagine the aftermath of it.
All crew on deck, debriefing plans for the upcoming Nami rescue mission. You casually drinking your morning tea/coffee while leaning on the railing, Buggy's head close to you on a barrel, whistling some tune, being an annoying (but strangely satisfied) brat.
Usopp gives the two of you a confused glance; Zoro doesn't even flinch, pretending to ignore anything but Luffy's speech; Sanji makes a distasteful grimace at Buggy. And Luffy is being Luffy, completely unfazed by the weird intimacy between you two.
Usopp, being the man of curiosity, bluntly asks "Why're you so okay being THAT close to HIM?"
Mouth full of your drink you can't quickly reply something witty.
So Buggy does it for you. In his Buggy style, of course. And a VERY suggestive wink, as a cherry on top.
"Oh, we were MUCH closer than that last night."
You choke THAT INSTANT. Your drink nearly spilling out of your nose as you proceed to cough your lungs out.
All while Usopp's jaw drops, Zoro raises his eyebrow, giving you a BOMBASTIC and CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eye, and Sanji gripping his head in utter shock and silently mouthing to you "did you fuck a clown?!"
And Luffy again being Luffy, just looking between everyone, completely oblivious to Buggy's implications.
"I don't get it, can someone explain?"
Your face now red from embarrassment, as you glance down at Buggy, whose grin is so wide it could possibly break his face in half. And you once again don't get a chance to dismiss this mess he started, because the guys quickly do it for you. In unison.
Usopp, panicking, "DoN't wOrrY abOut It!!"
Zoro, shaking his head, "Leave it to the adults."
Sanji, in a sweet chirp, "Do you want some meatloaf? Let's go make one RIGHT NOW!"
Upon hearing "meat" Luffy loses all interest to you and Buggy, cheerfully following after Sanji into the kitchen. However, Zoro and Usopp stay, both eyeing you with blank stares. Buggy's shit eating grin still there, your own embarrassment is hidden on the bottom of your cup.
Zoro, tone indifferent, "...did you really..?"
Buggy, expression smug, "Would you like to hear the deets?-"
You, now wishing you suffocated him between your thighs last night, "HOW ABOUT A SILENT GAME FOR THE REST OF THIS MORNING?!"
Catposting Part 1 (or "There was not a single thought behind his eyes")
"This is called the "Rippling Sword". "Rippling Ophelia"… Great name, don't you think? But it's not too well known yet. Because most of the people who've seen it are dead."
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