TF141 (oversimplified)
Astarion is just Scanlan but in a different font and i love it about them both
Watching people claim Astarion is just a gay man and hin romancing women isn't accurate
The idea that feminine men or at least flamboyant queer men are only gay is just wrong. There's plenty of feminine flamboyant men who wear dresses and makeup or act like pirate princes and have wives. Sexuality and orientation is a spectrum. Especially a vampire several hundred years old he can express himself however he wants. I'm pan too and genderfluid and sometimes I'm in suits and flirting with men. Queer culture and experiences are not just black and white
I'm so tired of pan erasure. Astarion will quite literally romance anyone. Reducing the boxes queer men can exist in is problematic and pointless. There is queer combinations beyond your wildest dreams that won't make sense to you and that is absolutely wonderful
18+ × MDNI × NSFW
SPICY TOJI FUSHIGURO HEADCANON(S?)
Includes: giving head. that's it. (sorta?) fem!reader; toji is being toji.
Notes: i'm høřnyyy that's a big boy, so be ready to READ; banners by @/roseschoices and @/magicalboything ♡
× Toji likes to be on the receiving end of things. That about sums it up. Nothing else needs to be said.
(Insert joke: *proceeds to write a manuscript*.)
× He's relentless. He's gruff. He's straightforward.
× And he's so hørny it's preposterous.
× You'd be dressing up to go out/to work/to visit your parents, it don't matter. If he so much as caught a glimpse of you wearing that pair of lingerie, it's settled - you're sucking him off that instant.
× "Don't gimme that look. It's your fault." He'd have the bloody audacity to murmur against the shell of your ear with an impish grin as he gropes your hips from behind, pressing his clothed erection into your ass.
× Toji definitely blames it on you each time just to mock the living daylight out of you. It gets him off even better than a well-done bj.
× Your little reactions are always funny to him. How you'd pout and try to reason with his cock his pent up energy by pointing out that you're already running late, and that you'll have to fix your make up again afterwards, and that it's a damn family dinner and you can't just show up there like a complete mess, and yada yada yada-
× Toji simply rolls his eyes and shuts you up with a kiss, turning that surprised yelp of yours into a muffled whimper as he grinds against your forms again.
× There's too much tongue, spit, teeth, too much of everything all at once; and it's just mere seconds till you push yourself back, gasping for air, your lipstick smudged into that sloppy mess you so desperately tried to avoid.
× To you, it's a hindrance, but still an easy fix. To Toji, it's yet another turn-on. Besides, since your make up routine was already ruined, he might as well demolish it completely and paint your face with his cum.
× There's no reasoning with him. He'll always find a way to get what he wants; and if he wants to fuck your face, then so he shall do, duh.
× His lips stretch into a taunting grin, your lipstick smeared on his mouth and chin. The sight you can't peel your eyes off of.
× "I said don't gimme that look, doll. It's on you, too."
× Needless to say, he gets exactly what he wants after this.
× You, kneeling before him with darkened eyes. Him, lowering his pants to let his cock spring free and graze your lips.
× Definitely grips you under the jaw and taps the leaking tip on your chin.
× "Come on, baby. Open up. Take responsibility." He'd coo at you just to taunt a bit more.
× A guttural groan escapes him when you oblige and envelop your lips around him.
× Without a doubt would grab a fistfull of your hair and buck his hips forward to push himself further into the welcoming heat of your mouth, making you whimper.
× WITHOUT A DOUBT would urge you to d33pthr0at him. Cross my heart, hope to die, but this man just thrives to see you choking on his cock.
× Till your nose is nuzzled into his pubes, am i right, TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION, HMM??
× Your nails dig into his thighs as he fucks your teary eyed face. He grunts in delight, seeing how the lipstick gets smeared along his length, how you drool on him and hollow your cheeks so obediently.
× Your jaw literally goes numb. There's a lot to swallow.
× Speaking of which, you WILL swallow. He thrives to watch you do it, can't get enough of it.
× Although, he won't warn you when he's close. Not with words, at least.
× At some point he'll just hiss through gritted teeth and pull out just enough to let his cock balance on your tongue, and then he's shooting streaks of his seed both on your face and inside your mouth.
× It's thick and salty in just the perfect way.
× Definitely growls. Maybe groans. You're too dizzy to tell after he fucked your face stupid.
× Would firmly grab you under the chin afterwards. It's more gentle this time, though.
× Grazes his thumb over your lips, smudging your saliva and his cum together.
× Ain't no way he would miss the opportunity to flash you another signature grin of his. He's just so proud of himself at this moment; he can NOT not mock you again.
× "Look at you now... such a mess. My bad."
× A HANDSOME, CHARISMATIC PEST. Fair AND square.
× You'll forgive him later, though. Because he knows how to deliver.
"Cancel your plans for tonight, doll. I can't let you walk outta here knowing those pretty panties are soaked wet for me."
× EXTRA (my fave crack headcanon, sorry not sorry) ×
× I know you all want it to be true that he loves to eat you out first thing in the morning, but...
× HEAR ME OUT, DON'T GO-
× This probably took place somewhere early in your relationship-situationship. Like, a few months half a year in.
× You both were chilling out on the couch, just chatting about everything and nothing at the same time when that exact topic came up and you felt the urge to point out that you don't remember him ever showing you such courtesy. Like, EVER.
× He snorts and waves his hand dismissively, so you pout and try to reason with him like always; bringing up all sorts of pros to convince him.
× And he kinda listens..? But without paying much of attention. So you frown some more, because your boyfriend is a dick.
× "Toji, seriously, how about next time you give me head for a change, hm?"
× Pause. He stares at you with a deadpan expression for a few silent moments before he blurts out with the same straight face:
× "For a change i'll do anything to you, doll."
× Eh??
× You blink, puzzled out of your mind.
× That face you make cracks him up and he snorts in amusement before cackling out loud.
× Such reaction cracks you as well and you proceed to laugh alongside him.
× Because you think it's a joke. Like, it has to be, he made it clear, IT'S A JOKE-
× It's not. He's a broke ass bitch, he doesn't play around when it comes to money.
× How did you find out? Oh, well...
× His two digits were inside you, preparing you for him as you squirm and beg and you were just so, so close-
× He stops and slips his fingers out of you as you whine in protest, but he only looks at you, all deadpan and serious and says:
× "If ya want more of that treatment, ya better be ready to pay up. My services ain't cheap, baby."
× EH?!
× You'd think in this case he'd take money every time he fucks you, but no. He gets the pleasure, you get the expenses.
× You begrudgingly brush it off and the heated sexy time turns into an angry heated sexy time instead. (The littlest of changes, tbh.)
× Next time he decides to rip off your clothes and just go at it, you shove him those green bills before he even gets a chance to process your demand.
× Because if he had the audacity to proclaim he's THAT good, he better deliver, right?? So you pay up, fair and square, yet still thinking it's another mocking scam of his.
× ...
× It's- it's not. It's so not.
× Toji's tongue does wonders. That's it. Mic drop.
× You'll be broke by the end of the month if you won't come up with a way to convince him to lower the price.
× And him? He'd kinda do it for free at this point, tbh; he likes to taste you, but he won't come clean just yet. (No pun intended.)
× He'll tease the shit out of you. Before, in the process, and after the deed was done.
× But once you manage to find a compromise...
× Let's just say, 69 is your new favorite position to be in.
× SUKUNA RYOMEN × NANAMI KENTO ×
(just memes and crack and a bit of cursing)
All of you (me included) be riding Buggy's head like there's no tomorrow in your fics. But there IS tomorrow. And just imagine the aftermath of it.
All crew on deck, debriefing plans for the upcoming Nami rescue mission. You casually drinking your morning tea/coffee while leaning on the railing, Buggy's head close to you on a barrel, whistling some tune, being an annoying (but strangely satisfied) brat.
Usopp gives the two of you a confused glance; Zoro doesn't even flinch, pretending to ignore anything but Luffy's speech; Sanji makes a distasteful grimace at Buggy. And Luffy is being Luffy, completely unfazed by the weird intimacy between you two.
Usopp, being the man of curiosity, bluntly asks "Why're you so okay being THAT close to HIM?"
Mouth full of your drink you can't quickly reply something witty.
So Buggy does it for you. In his Buggy style, of course. And a VERY suggestive wink, as a cherry on top.
"Oh, we were MUCH closer than that last night."
You choke THAT INSTANT. Your drink nearly spilling out of your nose as you proceed to cough your lungs out.
All while Usopp's jaw drops, Zoro raises his eyebrow, giving you a BOMBASTIC and CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eye, and Sanji gripping his head in utter shock and silently mouthing to you "did you fuck a clown?!"
And Luffy again being Luffy, just looking between everyone, completely oblivious to Buggy's implications.
"I don't get it, can someone explain?"
Your face now red from embarrassment, as you glance down at Buggy, whose grin is so wide it could possibly break his face in half. And you once again don't get a chance to dismiss this mess he started, because the guys quickly do it for you. In unison.
Usopp, panicking, "DoN't wOrrY abOut It!!"
Zoro, shaking his head, "Leave it to the adults."
Sanji, in a sweet chirp, "Do you want some meatloaf? Let's go make one RIGHT NOW!"
Upon hearing "meat" Luffy loses all interest to you and Buggy, cheerfully following after Sanji into the kitchen. However, Zoro and Usopp stay, both eyeing you with blank stares. Buggy's shit eating grin still there, your own embarrassment is hidden on the bottom of your cup.
Zoro, tone indifferent, "...did you really..?"
Buggy, expression smug, "Would you like to hear the deets?-"
You, now wishing you suffocated him between your thighs last night, "HOW ABOUT A SILENT GAME FOR THE REST OF THIS MORNING?!"
It took this platform about 2 months to hide the post about toji lmao
No one saw it anyways, so whatever
“Yeah they were soulmates, but like platonically.”
Excuse me what else did you need? Jayce to get down on his knees and suck Viktor’s astral plane cock whilst waving a rainbow flag?
not in front of his salad !!
KATHY LAM 黑山
taking these crumbs and running away with them
because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)
mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-
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