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Listen I feel like the question if he ever sucked his own dick while detaching his head has the same answer as “Do people pee in the shower?” It’s yes. It’s obviously yes. But obviously yes in the sense that you don’t mention it, ever, unless you’re with him and try to actually get into those pants as well or you are both extremly drunk. If you do the latter he’ll bark out a laugh and says “Well what do you think?” Before he’ll open his arms in a theatrical manner and gestures to himself “Best head you’ll ever get on the grand line. I’d know! I have high standards.” Making you double over with laughter and spill half of your drink.

(Regret is gonna set in the next morning “God I have a head like an anchor….fuck….fuck god please god tell me I left it at giving head and not the other places you can stick it”)

Genuinely made me wheeze, because i completely forgot i posted that 😭😭😭

Heeey buddy. Go back to sleep. It's over.

I can't believe the anime has ended. What a show!

I forgot the exact context for these artworks i made last year but my original caption was "People interrupted Reiner's sleep for 2 episodes straight. LET THE MAN REST!" 😆

try harder

nebula 1×02 gave nebula 2×01 nickname 'bula and/or n'uls because that's basically what she did with t'challa by calling him cha-cha 🫠

don't come for me, this can be both platonic and romantic, i don't care, they are both lesbians but one is mean and the other is sly 🤌

because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)

mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-

because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)

mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-

realizations 

TF141 (oversimplified)

Millions Knives

Thousand Spoons

Hundred Forks

Dozen Sporks

that miguel bot on character ai will be the death of me

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way