bad batch & tweets that match them:
your honor I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR
i like to think bad batch playing uno goes something like this
hunter: …
wrecker: …
echo: …
tech: …
omega: …
crosshair, reaching for his blaster: who put down the plus 4…
I fall in love with any fictional or celebrity man as soon as I see an edit of them I fear
it is cod hyper fixation hour please give me recs I'm begging and crying and begging and yelling
“tv doesn’t make me emotional” me when I lie
mandalorian & book of boba fett spoilers⚠️
paz, book of boba fett: THE DARKSABER IS MINE YOU MUST DIE APOSTATE I HATE YOU
paz, mando s3: me and this guy have had our ups & downs but he IS my bestie
and on todays episode of I’m in love with men that don’t exist
I’m sorry for not posting for 3 weeks here’s javier in a pink shirt
𝙥𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙮𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙨 :)
din: “𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥.” - mirrors by justin timberlake
javier: “𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵.” - getaway car by taylor swift
joel: “𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱. 𝘎𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯. 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.” - right where you left me by taylor swift
javi: “𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦.” - miss americana and the heartbreak prince by taylor swift
whiskey: “𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶.” - if this was a movie by taylor swift
they are both so miss americana and the heartbreak prince
I will laugh at these scenes until the day I die din is such a toddler dad
“my daughter is fine” your daughter stays up until 4am reading joel x platonic!reader & joel x daughter!reader on tumblr & ao3
I’m not saying that I could fix him but yes I am saying that I could fix him
he is so getaway car and don’t blame me coded
top 4 fave characters change my mind
din & bo katan: *intense arguing and stare offs*
axe: *whispers* 10 credits says they’ll kiss
koska: we shouldn’t bet on that, that’s wrong
axe: …
koska: …
axe: …
koska: *whispers* 20 credits
just thinking about how in this scene din was probably thinking he might d!e and the only thing going through his head is how he’ll never see grogu again srry I just needed to feel something
still crying over how gently and politely din held her wrists (I am touch starved)
bo katan: din, there’s 20 stormtroopers, you’ll never make it
din: …
bo katan: don’t say it
ahsoka: don’t say it
greef: don’t say it
the armorer: don’t say it
paz(rip): don’t say it
din: I like those odds
*exasperated sigh from everyone*
din to bo katan season 2
din: you fake mandalorian I hate you
season 3
din: I will protect you with my life slay queen marry me
no thoughts whatsoever just him
ahsoka: I cannot train him
din: what? why not?
din, in his mind: thank God
desperately in need of a brown eyed mustached agent named javier
Din: he’s just a bounty idc I need money
Din, 2 days later: what did you just say about my son?
Din: I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold
Me: *blushes* so enemies to lovers?