Latest Posts by tepid-crow - Page 5

take it.

your blorbo should not be at the club. they'd ruin the vibe if i'm honest

So I walk around with giant Pokémon plushies on the regular. Most of the time no one comments, and if they do it’s usually a question about where I got it, or a compliment. Kids might stare at you, but I always assume that’s because they are coveting my cool as hell plush

Point is, do it. If you’re reading this in the notes, and it’s safe for you to do so, do it. You might even make a friend!

You only live one lifetime — fill it with comfort, not fear.

do what u want live ur life

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

glad to have met you, friend <3

Mourning Dove Brooklyn Bridge Park, Pier 1 Dark Forest

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Gortash in the female version

WHAT, this guy just out here looking like a kayak

Simplifed bird #83 - standard-winged nightjar

( requested by @zyzzylva )

Wizar :)

Wizar :)

Wizar :)

Wizar :)

Grey-fronted Green-Pigeon (Treron affinis), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, India

photograph by Shrikrishna Ramchandra Magdum

This literally feels like a Black Mirror episode

Yeah okay sure

Sunlemon Fluffies Pigeon

i had to wait 20-30 minutes to use a public restroom today because someone was freestyle rapping in the only stall

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

I don’t have wisdom teeth anymore, and my chompers are moving, and I want to GNAW EVERHTBINF IN HALF LIKE A TODDLER OM BNOM OM OUWCH

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

Persistence hunter behavior

Obsessed with how his wing position makes him look like he’s half bathrobe

After nearly 20 years of trying to increase the red-headed vulture population, this endangered baby vulture was born in March at the Nakhon Ratchasima Zoo in northeast Thailand. The endangered bird is the first red-headed - also known as Asian king vulture - to be bred in the continent and only the second in the world. X

you fucking wish you were holding a baby sturgeon rn

Stardew valley man, whoever could it be?

@todaysbird todays birds are this family of mourning doves!

looks at you like this

Post-Shower Drying Off segment is for contemplating how funny it is to be a hairless ape

There I go, sitting there, being damp. One of the few times I get to go “man, I’m just a soggy animal huh”

We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks

Woahhhh what if I drew for you…….. a little picture :D

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT MY GIRLLLLL OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME AAAAAAA